Tom: I'm all warmed up now, you little mother fuckers. I'm kinda hot though, I'm losing sperm. My testes can't take this kind of heat.
Mark: A lot of people don't know this but the average male testicle produces 7000 sperm a second.
Tom: I'm already up to ten. Hey, do you guys wanna see my sperm? I got a couple here, they're on Marks teeth.
Mark: They're only on my teeth because i ate out your mum you fucking asshole.
When someone, anyone, at all, no matter what...
trooperstorm asked: haha yeah, if i were her id be a bit confused! when did you discover this?
trooperstorm asked: oh my gosh, we can talk about it privately if you want? ahh and im just hanging out!
trooperstorm asked: heey! whats up? (:
Ummm... I think I just had a legitimate gay moment...
I was looking at a picture of him and I thought “He is really attractive, I could see myself dating a guy that looks like that” Then I had a quick little daydream about walking and holding hands with him… Wtf. I know for a fact though that I like women, so I’m not gay, but maybe I’m bi? CONFUSION