Did you know that in Australia it’s five times more likely that you’ll pick a partner based on humour rather than looks so if you’re ugly but a hilarious motherfucker then you’re almost guaranteed love
yea but have u ever seen an ugly australian
i am waiting for an ugly australian to add their selfie to this post pls do it is beckoning you to tumblr fame
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chiqipacotacosauce reblogged dream-about-inspiring-shitLoading...
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narcolepticinsomniac reblogged 0nemaniacatatime
If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and I’m hallucinating plot points I haven’t written yet
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seiiya reblogged shylonelycat
The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.
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staticpoison reblogged dreamofmetonight
and here we have harry potter literally standing on a pile of letters to try and catch one that is still in the air. there are clearly reasons why he doesn’t get sorted into ravenclaw
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seraviloxela reblogged medicatedlies
WOW I AM ESPECIALLY IMPRESSED WITH THE MR. FREEZE EYES
WHERE ARE THE JOKER’S?
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